— Teenager on a mission... —
May 21st - Jun 20th
{ GEMINI }
SYLPH OF TIME
PROSPIT DREAMER
Your name is GORDON RAMSAY and HOLY FUCK you are PISSED. You spend all your time teaching shit stains how to COOK. You try your best to revive their COOKING SKILLS, even though they have no right to use those words in your KITCHEN of HELL. They are so terrible you often find yourself making JOKES. You have to keep helping, but you decide to spare a moment and tell one of your JOKES.
Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT.

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Your name is GORDON RAMSAY and HOLY FUCK you are PISSED. You spend all your time teaching shit stains how to COOK. You try your best to revive their COOKING SKILLS, even though they have no right to use those words in your KITCHEN of HELL. They are so terrible you often find yourself making JOKES. You have to keep helping, but you decide to spare a moment and tell one of your JOKES.

Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FUCKING COOK IT.

holy shit this got 40 notes overnight

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